It was around 9 o'clock at my job (I work at a shitty dollar theater) when this black lady who looked like she was on the brink of falling asleep walked up to the counter and asked me for a small coke. I was actually kind of amazed that she was able to produce the incomprehensible slur of consonants that slushed out of her mouth since she had barely moved her lips... but that was all part of her little plan. Once I got the coke for her the bitch said she had ordered a popcorn. I thought that I had misheard her since she was blubbering like a retard on too much pain killers, so I filled up her popcorn and set the coke aside. She pays for the popcorn and then points to the drink and says "and the drink too". Its at this point I realize that she's a dumbass and if I correct her she could potentially throw an idiot-tantrum, so I hand the dumbass the coke and send her on her merry way. Its until she leaves that I realize that that bitch just scammed me. And on top of that all the cups are on inventory, which means that they check the register history and compare it to the amount of money and cups left at the end of the day. Its not so bad that she tried to deceive me in my own place of work, I don't care about immorality, what I care about is that bitch walked away thinking she had outsmarted me. Its shit like this that keeps me up at night. So I jumped over the counter, ran into the theater she was so smugly sitting in, grabbed the coke and smashed it in her face. Then I held out my hand and calmly said, "Mam, If you break the cup you have to pay for the drink. Company policy." She gave me the money plus a $50 bonus for being so awesome.
I also have a new found hate in children because of my job. Today my duty was to clean the theaters and for the whole day there was a flood of people just pouring in, it was the busiest day yet, so logically there would be a lot of trash. This was fine, I would go in each theater and clean up all the trash that our customers found too difficult to dispose of and then be done for two hours. Near closing time, which was 11:00, I walk into the "Speed Racer" theater and see more popcorn on the floor then we serve at the goddamn concessions. As each child passes me to the exit I ponder how the f.uck they managed to spill more popcorn then we own. It looked like every kid that was holding a bag of popcorn had an epileptic seizure and then decided to throw all their candy wrappers on the floor when they were done. I spent twenty f.ucking minutes cleaning every f.ucking isle and every f.ucking side. The best part? There was no lighting so I had to do it all in the dark, and the trash cans had been moved so I had to step out of the theater every f.ucking time I had to empty my bin. I'm still stumped as to what could have made them ALL spill their popcorn and then throw ALL of their wrappers on the floor and then leave ALL of their cups. Did they become possessed by demons, or did they just go all in and have a mass orgy on a sea of popcorn? The only thing that is certain is that I had to clean their shit up because they were too busy being incompetent and inconsiderate assholes. I've never wanted to see a bunch of children lick the floor clean so badly...
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Makes ya wonder what parents are not teaching their kids nowadays, doesn't it? Damn, as a kid...and this was from all the nagging from my mother...I learned to place all my trashy litter neatly under my seat or between my feet (depending on where my seat was, because between the feet was not a good idea if sitting near the aisle...it was in the way if people wanted to get in or out), then, at the end of the movie, I could pick it all up and dispose of it in the trash barrel/bin on my way out. Okay, okay, sometimes a few things got away from me...and others who lived by the same rules...but there was never more of a mess for anybody to clean than what would be considered "expected". (Keep these rules and your experiences in mind if you should ever be raising any kids.)
Scamming...isn't that just great? In your sort of a case, it would be like she was stealing twice...once from the theater, and then again from you (because you would be responsible for replacing that "short" amount). Those are the first people in line when they feel they've been cheated out of something!
Thats where angry thoughts come in. Those thoughts make think want to kill people. YAY!
You get those thoughts too?
Dude, what you did to that lady is so cool. I think most people in the world wouldn't have the guts to do that, let alone point out the fact that she just scammed them. So kudos to you man.
That's the reason why adults say "Get a good education".Weather it's a good carpenter or on Wall Street.You don't have to take anybody's crap.Make sure you get further education other than High School.You must be smart after all you're an Italian.
I never knew you were so wise joerff, either you're Italian yourself or you have a talent for spotting brilliance.
Yes,I'm Italian.I'll tell you what I tell my two sons.Stand tall.Look people in the eye and smile.Life's a stage and be happy in the performance of life.Treat people like family.Don't hate.Study and make a good life for yourself so Mom and Dad will be proud.All Italians are talented.
Didnt you say your mom thought you were worthless?
Joerff, That last line doesnt effect Itallian Stallion, as said throught the previous post.
llol. that's really funny. i laughed out loud.